Tuesday, November 20

The Amateur Porno Star

About three weeks ago I got an email asking if I fancied filming a couple having sex. I thought about it and thought, What the hell! I responded and an email conversation started. He sent me photos of him and the girl, he told me what he did for a living, he told he’d starred in a few Japanese pornos and had published photos in porno mags. He sent me a photo of himself and I shivered with repulsion. Not my cup of tea. Long hair, skinny and drives an old grey jag.

Anyway, today I was having an instant message conversation with him. He opened the conversation with ‘I’m horny, fancy having sex.’

I politely replied with, ‘No thanks, I’m at work.’

The conversation carried on for sometime with talk of peeing and more about videoing then I suggested getting together for a drink to discuss in more detail. We arranged a day, a time and a place. Then he asks, ‘can we speak on the phone before then?’ I say I prefer to meet then give out my phone number as I have had bad experiences of giving my number to strangers before. This was the first time a phone call had even been mentioned.

‘Well, I’m not meeting you if you’re not serious.’

What the hell? ‘At what point did you get the message I wasn’t serious, I’ve just arranged to met you for a drink?’

‘Grow Up!’

Now please correct me if I’m wrong, and I could very well be, but what the hell made him say ‘grow up’? Was it my arranging to meet him in a grown up location? Was it my not giving a stranger my phone number? Or maybe it was my warning him earlier in the conversation that I don’t generally sleep with people on the first met up.

He had the last words, ‘Grow Up.’ Because I believe he was talking about himself and no matter what I have to say he has to do an awful lot of it.

How weird!

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