Happy New Year...

... and general Seasons Greetings!

Is Cane Toad the only one who think my Christmas themed fingernails look like kiwi fruit?

Mannequin Porn

I work in a rather conservative environment so had to have a chuckle when I was getting a cup of tea the other day and saw a pile of off duty mannequins having a right old time. I was a bit jealous actually...they're getting more action than me.

Complex

Allow me tell you a tale, followed by a quiz.

There is a man. He's not a bad looking man and he is generally a happy go lucky kinda guy with a comfortable life. Ok, so he's single, but he has at least three f*ck buddies. Life is pretty good.

There is a girl, one of the buddies of the above mentioned man. She fulfils a need in the man, not only cooking him the odd meal and going to stupid movies, but she also dresses in latex and let him watch porn in her lounge. Life is OK for her too.

Now, when these two are making woopy, he can get pretty rough, she doesn't mind that too much. He will penetrate her and she'll get ohh so close to achieving a 'little death' but then he'll withdraw and finish himself manually. This happens everytime he goes in the front, but if he f*cks her arse, he finishes inside.


Now the questions:
Should the girl get a complex?
Does the guy have a problem?
Is the girl over thinking this?

Scent

The scent that comes at you before you even lay a finger on the smooth texture of the fabric, as soon as you open the wardrobe, the draw or the self sealing bag it is kept in. Have you stored it powered, or clean? If it’s powered, a light smell of baby powder with rise to greet you. Johnsons Baby Powder, a distinctive smell all of its own and the vaguely chemical smell mixed with the odour of innocence. If you chose to store in another brand of talc, you may be assailed by a more flowery smell combined with the rubbery scent that makes you weaken. Stored clean, then all you'll get is the over whelming smell of rubber. No talc, no imagined smell of purity.

Latex stored in powder will glide over your fingers when you touch. The hanging items can be freely stroked as your hand touches it, running quickly over the surface, sliding between the layers. Flat folded items, each layer will lie heavy on the other, a hand slid between these folds will feel the weight pressing down. If you chose to store clean, the natural tackiness will result in your fingers skipping over the outer surface, tripping, to get to the next sticky part.

You select a piece or pieces to wear. It may be a top, does it have arms? It may be a pair of trousers, tight or loose or even a skirt, simple A-line with a zip up the front. Will you be wearing gloves too? Each item will require careful donning. These trousers are not denim; you can't just drag them on with wild abandon. This is not a cardigan you can tug at. These are not work gloves with ridges for support. You'll want too dress quickly, but beware. A fingernail out of place may do damage, but only if you have long ones that shine with scarlet polish, if you a boy, then not so much to worry about. But first the talc you used to store with comes in handy. It will help the item flow over your skin, caressing you as it moves. If you stored clean, then talc before pulling on, hair plucked at this point will take away the pleasure of that first kiss of latex. Dress slowly, enjoy the moment. Draw it out and savour the moment as you would a fine wine or delicate morsel. Roll the scent that the stretching and heating releases around on your tongue, taste it as the air around you fills. Breath in deeply as it engulfs you.

If the initial touch of the glassy fabric didn't get into your head, then the freed essence will convince you, again, that this is for you, always.

Poorly Sick

I've been unwell with whooping cough. But I appear to be on the mend now. After all I've got my libido back and I've been thinking about latex ... at lot :-)

I've been reading a bit and have an entry to write about a fascinating book called 'The Sweet Smell of Sex'. It was published in 1969 and has its politically incorrect moments, but I found it a wonder.