Wednesday, September 17

SMS Speak

I was talking to the not-boyfriend on SMS this morning about him coming over and polishing me while wearing latex and he said ‘can I come and rub you down next week?’

I replied with auto fill switched on and had to scroll through;

PVC
Rta (ironically I’ve worked for them)
Pub
Sub
Pta
Suc

Until I could send, ‘you can rub me anytime:-)’

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Have your replaced the gloves that were so sadly ruined when he polished your boots and cat suit previously? I am sure he is absolutely desperate to be on his knees before you and will agree to anything you wish to do to him.