Yesterday I had my head shaved for The Worlds Greatest Shave at noon. At half past I was meeting a first date. Turns out, being a military man he’s kinda partial to a lady with short hair.It was a very lovely day. We chatted, ate Chinese food, shopped a little and drank Mango smoothies. The fun was only mildly diluted by the oppressive humidity giving me a severe case of shiny face and later mild sunstroke.
But, if I’m five foot five and he’s five ten, how come I could see the top of his head for much of the time we were together?
PS. He loved his lippy!
4 comments:
You saw his head because you were wearing high heels? Or possibly he knelt before you when the time was right.
You should have been very much at home with a military man yourself!
Miss_E...
Hmmmm, a military sub, do fill us in on all the gory details later. I know your penchant for the military types :-)
I think that you are not telling us something. Was this a trick question? Was he down there ...
No.. I wasn't wearing heels
No.. He wasn't down there
He was a shorty, 5'10 my arse!
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